Why was Seattle mourning? Because the “Kid” went home to play for the Reds, taking his swing and his smile away from the Kingdome forever.
Part of the 50 Sports Jokes: The 2000 “Sydney Glow & Shaq’s Dominance” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Caleb Williams "Sophomore" Leap
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The Swimming Pool
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2025 Archive: The MLB "Robot Umps" Official Launch
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45 Sports Jokes: The 1997 “Ear-Bites & Tiger’s Roar” Edition
In 1997, sports went from "intense" to "completely insane." It wa...read more »
52 Sports Jokes: The 2001 “Tiger Slam & Diamondback Drama” Edition
In 2001, sports became a symbol of resilience and jaw-dropping re...read more »
The Chess Athlete
Mental gymnastics at its most intense.My dad says chess is a spor...read more »
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In 2020, sports stopped, then returned in the strangest way possi...read more »
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2025 Classic: The Club World Cup Expansion
Why was the summer schedule so full? Because FIFA decided that 32...read more »
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In 1996, sports were flashy, loud, and larger than life. From Muh...read more »
A man joins a soccer team...
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Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
I see you... laughing!
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
The magic man... is laughing!
Burninating the countryside with laughter!
Found this on the deep end of the net.