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2002 Vintage: The Kelly Slater Return

Why was the ocean nervous? Because the King of Surfing came back to the tour to show the kids that age doesn’t matter when you’re a dolphin in a wetsuit.

Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2002 “Winter Wonders & Brazilian Magic” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Full_House_Lover08/02/2007 12:30You got it, dude! Hilarious.
@Floppy_Drive_Buzz12/01/2005 18:17The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
@XFiles_Spooky_M06/01/2014 04:00Trust no one... except the guy who wrote this.
@Coffee_Addict02/10/2012 04:14404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@Powerpuff_Bubbs08/18/1995 20:17Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
@Dark_Web_Joker01/10/1997 17:45Found this on the deep end of the net.
@Cloud_Computing07/07/1998 12:08Storing my laughs in the cloud.

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