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2006 Vintage: The Jacket

 I’m “zipping” through my tasks.

Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Hotmail_Original09/15/2005 00:31Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
@PowerRanger_Red08/20/1998 11:57It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
@Fresh_Prince_9012/28/2006 15:05In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
@Terminator_2_Fan08/29/2015 02:11Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
@Zip_Drive_Owner08/22/1998 09:36Click of death? No, click of laughter!
@WiFi_Zero_One04/28/2004 21:37Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
@Ali_G_In_Da_H11/16/1998 09:43Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
@Anchorman_Ron08/19/2015 19:54I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
@Illidan_Blind09/08/2009 17:41I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!

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