I’m “zipping” through my tasks.
Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Sent this to 10 friends via chain mail. Sorry!
It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
I’m kind of a big deal. People know my jokes.
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!