Why did Robert De Niro look so smooth? Because Martin Scorsese spent $160 million to make a 76-year-old look 30, even if he still moved like a man who really needed a comfortable chair.
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The farce is strong with this one!
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
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