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2006 Archive: The Intel Core 2 Duo

 Why did the admin feel like a superhero? He got a dual-core processor and told everyone he was “twice the man he used to be.”

Part of the 65 Office Groaners: The 2006 “Wii Sports & Twitter” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Forrest_Gump_8802/01/1999 06:51Internet is like a box of chocolates...
@Wrestling_Nut03/17/2009 18:54Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!
@Green_Day_Fan02/27/2008 17:25Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
@Beavis_Cornholio08/05/1996 17:43I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
@Ricky_Bobby_Fan09/09/2010 21:11Shake and bake! Hilarious!
@Construction_Dig07/03/2006 14:24Still digging for more humor!
@Blogger_Default07/12/2015 05:27Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".
@CounterStrike_Pro08/27/1995 00:51Boom! Headshot! This joke is a direct hit!
@Android_Bot_9907/24/2005 16:21Beep boop. Humor recognized.

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