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2017 Classic: The Instagram Face Filter

 Why did the lawyer use the “Dog Filter”? To make his “barking at the judge” look more endearing.

Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts & Battle Royales” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

The Final Closing
Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »
52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2012 “Apocalypse & Swipe Right” Edition
In 2012, the legal world was split between filing "End of the Wor...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 1998 “Search Engines & Semantics” Edition
In 1998, the legal profession was defined by one question: "What ...read more »
44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2024 “Deepfake Elections & Spatial Billing” Edition
In 2024, the "Reasonable Person" standard was replaced by the "Is...read more »
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Stuck Ships” Edition
In 2021, the legal world learned that people would pay $69 millio...read more »
2025 Archive: The Witness Stand
 A lawyer brought an "AI Empathy Detector" to court to prove the ...read more »
49 Lawyer Jokes: The 1999 “Millennium Bug & Matrix Logic” Edition
In 1999, the legal world was obsessed with two things: the impend...read more »
The Lab Rat Switch
Science makes a practical adjustment for the sake of humanity.A r...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1996 “Fax Machines & Fine Print” Edition
In 1996, the legal world went digital—sort of. If you didn’t have...read more »
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income Suit
 A lawyer sued the government for UBI on behalf of his firm. He a...read more »

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2025 Classic: The Crypto-Will
 A lawyer spent 50 hours looking for a client's private key. He b...read more »
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 A lawyer represented Harley Quinn to sue the Joker for "failure ...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Hercules_Xena05/19/2012 00:08By the gods, this is a funny one!
@Breakfast_Club_B03/09/1996 16:16Don’t you forget about me... or this joke.
@Bill_Ted_Excell04/27/1999 03:18Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!
@Metacrawler_X02/09/2010 11:55Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.
@Xanga_Skin_Maker10/27/2010 21:40This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
@Dark_Web_Joker11/03/2005 04:27Found this on the deep end of the net.

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