Why did it take so long? Because Congress spent six months arguing about whether a “Bridge” counts as “Infrastructure” or “A Socialist Plot to make people travel.”
Part of the 33 Politicians Jokes: The 2021 “Capitols, Cargo & Crypto” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
Seeding this joke for everyone else.
Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!