Why were we still getting lost? Because in 2005, the GPS would tell you exactly where you were, but the 1990s paper map would tell you that the road you’re on doesn’t exist.
Part of the 32 Military Jokes: The 2005 “MRAP Mania & Urban Grind” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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