2012 Classic: The “I Won’t Give Up” Jason Mraz

Why was the 4th so “Determined”? Because Jason Mraz was “still looking at the stars,” even after the smoke from the BBQ blinded him.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why was the music so perfect? Because the speaker was connected t...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Folky"? Because the sunrise and the sunset we...read more »

In 2007, Independence Day was the start of the "Touchscreen Era."...read more »

In 2017, Independence Day was a "Tactile Experience." We were all...read more »

Why was the cooler empty? Because the "Smart-Home" thought ice wa...read more »

Why was the BBQ "Kombat-ready"? Because Karl Urban as Johnny Cage...read more »

Why were the traditional fireworks "Vintage"? Because in 2025, if...read more »

Why did the Declaration of Independence sound like it was read by...read more »

In 2024, Independence Day was "Very Mindful, Very Demure." We cel...read more »

In 2008, Independence Day was a mix of superhero optimism and eco...read more »

Why was the BBQ so "Marvelous"? Because Pedro Pascal finally brou...read more »

Why was the 4th so "Chappell Roan"? Because the "Midwest Princess...read more »

Why were the fireworks square? Because the Jack Black movie made ...read more »

Why was the grass so perfect? Because the robotic mower used a la...read more »

@Backstreet_Fan10/08/2010 01:35I want it that way... the funny way!

@Fight_Club_Tyler12/18/2009 10:03The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!

@Mean_Girls_Regina10/16/2009 05:16Get in loser, we are going laughing!

@Avatar_Na_vi01/20/2007 02:51I see you... laughing!

@Ermahgerd_Girl04/07/2001 19:04ERMAHGERD! JERRKKS!

@Technorati_Tag08/31/2014 05:51Tagged as: #funny #retro #internet_history.

@Net_Neutrality08/30/2011 11:42Equality for all jokes!