Why was 2019 so fast? Because everyone realized that if your missile isn’t going Mach 5, you’re just delivering “Diplomacy” at a speed that the enemy can actually intercept.
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Thinking is definitely funny today.
A joke about nothing? Love it!
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
Beep boop. Humor recognized.