My mother-in-law always stays for the weekend. She just doesn’t tell us which weekend it’s going to end.
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1. A man finds a lamp, rubs…
A man finds a lamp, rubs it, and a genie appears. The genie tells the man he may have two wishes ... read more »
A man finds a lamp, rubs it, and a genie appears. The genie tells the man he may have two wishes ... read more »
2. The Lion Tamer
Career advice from the most feared person in the family.I told my mother-in-law I wanted to be a ... read more »
Career advice from the most feared person in the family.I told my mother-in-law I wanted to be a ... read more »
3. 2017 Vintage: The Diary
Her diary entry: "Day 5. The son-in-law tried to explain 'Crypto.' I told him his bank account i... read more »
Her diary entry: "Day 5. The son-in-law tried to explain 'Crypto.' I told him his bank account i... read more »
4. 1999 Vintage: The Radio
She hates "Boy Bands." She says they look like they’ve never done a day’s yard work in their liv... read more »
She hates "Boy Bands." She says they look like they’ve never done a day’s yard work in their liv... read more »
5. 2025 Archive: The E-mail Priority
She’s started using "Self-Correcting" e-mails. If I try to delete them, they just reappear as a ... read more »
She’s started using "Self-Correcting" e-mails. If I try to delete them, they just reappear as a ... read more »
6. 2008 Legacy: The New Year
She’s already making a list of "2009 Failures" for me.Part of the 60 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 20... read more »
She’s already making a list of "2009 Failures" for me.Part of the 60 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 20... read more »
7. 1999 Classic: The Car Trip
We drove to the city. She said the skyscrapers were "trying too hard."Part of the 66 Mother-in-L... read more »
We drove to the city. She said the skyscrapers were "trying too hard."Part of the 66 Mother-in-L... read more »
8. 2014 Archive: The Google (Part 11)
She asked Google, "Is there a 'Mute' button for a son-in-law?" Google replied, "We're working on... read more »
She asked Google, "Is there a 'Mute' button for a son-in-law?" Google replied, "We're working on... read more »
9. We got a new car for…
We got a new car for the mother-in-law – that Government scrappage scheme is great! - Marc Whiteley read more »
We got a new car for the mother-in-law – that Government scrappage scheme is great! - Marc Whiteley read more »
10. 2023 Archive: The Phone
She’s the only person who can make "Battery Full" sound like a disappointment.Part of the 59 Mot... read more »
She’s the only person who can make "Battery Full" sound like a disappointment.Part of the 59 Mot... read more »
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