Why was the guest locked out? Because he put his key card next to his Nokia and the “mighty” cell phone waves wiped the magnetic strip instantly.
Part of the 44 Travel Jokes: The 1996 “World Wide Wait” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I’ll never let go... of this joke.
Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
Don’t touch my drum set! I’m reading!
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
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