Why did Obama win the foreign policy debate? Because he reminded Romney that modern warfare is less about “The Last of the Mohicans” and more about “The Last of the Predators” (drones).
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
Best result I ever found on a search engine.
Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
Oops, I laughed again!
Could this joke BE any funnier?
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
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So cute, yet so funny! LOL!