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2012 Archive: The “Horses and Bayonets” Jab

Why did Obama win the foreign policy debate? Because he reminded Romney that modern warfare is less about “The Last of the Mohicans” and more about “The Last of the Predators” (drones).

Part of the 38 Presidential Jokes: The 2012 “Mayan Apocalypse & Binders Full of Women” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Win95_Fanatic07/26/2011 05:45This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
@AltaVista_Pro05/15/2001 22:13Best result I ever found on a search engine.
@Shrek_Ogrelord06/10/2012 10:45Onions have layers, and this joke has levels!
@Britney_Spears_Fan12/12/2004 17:33Oops, I laughed again!
@Friends_Lover07/05/1999 11:25Could this joke BE any funnier?
@Iron_Man_Tony06/02/1998 19:28I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
@Digimon_Tamer04/14/2005 14:31My joke just digivolved into a better one!
@Karate_Kid_Wax06/06/2005 11:04Wax on, wax off... laugh on, laugh off.
@DMOZ_Volunteer04/22/1996 17:09Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
@Happy_Tree_Fans09/08/1996 05:21So cute, yet so funny! LOL!

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