2004 Archive: The Honey

I’m “stuck” on this new game.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I sent a postcard from the Red Planet. It was a "space"-y messag...read more »

In 2023, the line between human and machine became as thin as a s...read more »

I’m in the "limelight" of the web.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "just" feeling fuzzy about the future.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "on fire."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

I’m "one" in a trillion connections.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

I’m "branching" out into neural-networks.Part of the 124 Classic...read more »

I can’t "bear" to wait for 2026.Part of the 124 Classic Punny On...read more »

In 1995, before memes were a thing, we had the "groaner." One-lin...read more »

2017 was a year of constant motion. Whether it was the literal sp...read more »

I tried to reload my personality in 2025, but I was already "up-...read more »

I’m "beaming" with joy over the tech-boom.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

In 2014, the internet was one big viral challenge. While celebrit...read more »

I’m just your "bold" type of 2025er.Part of the 124 Classic Punn...read more »

@ICQ_Flower08/20/2011 09:54The green petal is glowing! New joke!

@MIRC_Ghost03/29/1999 16:12Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!

@Austin_Powers_Doctor08/09/2013 14:40One million laughs! Mwahahaha!

@SoulSeek_Fan08/06/2000 12:44Rare humor found in the deep web.

@Firewall_Wizard02/18/2002 05:38Letting this joke through the port.

@Wild_Thornberry03/19/1997 19:11Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!

@Top_List_Winner12/30/2010 13:03Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!

@Second_Life_Avy07/31/2002 15:16In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.