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1998 Classic: The Home Run Derby in Colorado

Why did the balls travel so far? Because Coors Field has “thin air,” or maybe just because the players’ sleeves were getting a little tight.

Part of the 44 Sports Jokes: The 1998 “MJ’s Last Dance & The Home Run Chase” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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