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2003 Legacy: The Hilton Sisters

 Why was every girl at the resort carrying a tiny dog? Because The Simple Life premiered and everyone thought “traveling” meant bringing a Chihuahua in a purse.

Part of the 49 Travel Jokes: The 2003 “Finding Nemo & iTunes” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Dreamcast_Gamer07/05/2000 11:46Thinking is definitely funny today.
@ChatRoom_Queen09/27/1998 11:02A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
@Snake_Game_Pro11/29/2007 03:41I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
@SoulSeek_Fan02/29/1996 06:00Rare humor found in the deep web.
@Philosoraptor_X05/05/2009 08:47If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
@Mocking_Sponge01/28/1997 23:22mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
@Shoes_Kelly_Fan09/29/2008 18:21OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!

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