A young usher causing a faint, rhythmic clicking sound down the main carpeted aisle because he forgot to lock the air valves on his basketball shoes before passing the collection plate.
Part of the 37 Religious Jokes: The 2017 “Bitcoin Offerings, Smart Speakers & Cloud Fellowship” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
As if! This is too funny.
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.
Very nice! Great success!
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
7h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!
This joke is an Epic Win!
Posting this to my own wall right now!