2001 Archive: The “Hero” by Enrique Iglesias

Why was everyone crying during the fireworks? Because Enrique was ready to be our “Hero” and “kiss away the pain” of the smoke in our eyes.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@Net_Neutral_9502/29/2004 23:24This is why we need the internet.

@Titanic_Jack01/23/1999 10:33I am the king of the world... of laughing!

@Mainframe_Manny09/28/2001 09:51Old school processing, new school laughs.

@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan09/12/2006 04:03Silently laughing in the snow.

@Austin_Powers_Y11/22/2000 16:44Yeah, baby, yeah! Groovy humor!

@Brennan_Huff_X06/28/2000 20:26I have the voice of an angel... and the laugh of a hyena.

@Space_Background12/01/1999 18:34The stars are aligned for this joke.