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2014 Vintage: The Heartbleed Scare

 Why did the sysadmin change every password in the building to “SafetyFirst2014!”? Because he heard about the Heartbleed bug and decided the internet was officially “bleeding out.”

Part of the 74 Office Groaners: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & iPhone 6” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lara_Croft_9602/22/1999 06:55Found a real treasure with this one.
@Modem_Meltdown09/07/2002 02:12My computer froze but the joke was worth the reboot.
@Flash_Player_Fan07/19/1995 16:06Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
@Friends_Lover10/31/2005 17:49Could this joke BE any funnier?
@Marla_Singer_Fan11/28/1998 06:33A joke for the end of the world.
@Top_List_Winner05/28/1996 02:31Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
@Runescape_Noob08/13/1995 15:22Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!

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