2021 Classic: The Heart

“Your pulse is fast.” “I’m booking my travel for 2022!” “Calm down, or you’ll have a heart attack before you reach the airport.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2017, the medical world was divided between high-tech AI diagn...read more »

A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »

In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »

In 2014, the medical world was submerged in the "Ice Bucket Chall...read more »

It hit 200 when the AI said my insurance is "Statistically Improb...read more »

Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

"Count backwards from ten." "Ten... nine... Silicon... Valley..."...read more »

In 2018, medical humor focused on the "Battle Royale" of daily li...read more »

My AI doctor called me and said, "You’re going to have a headache...read more »

"You're stressed about 'The Upload'." "Will it hurt?" "Only your ...read more »

"I'm using a 'Generative Scalpel'." "Does it know what it’s doing...read more »

Why some patients are just bone-tired of waiting.Why did the skel...read more »

In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »

I've been here so long that the 'New' drug is now 'Legacy Softwar...read more »

@SoundBlaster_1604/30/1998 15:20I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!

@Seinfeld_Fan_Club05/20/2013 16:51A joke about nothing? Love it!

@Nsync_Justin07/16/2001 17:26Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!

@Jurassic_Park_Grant04/19/2003 06:56They do move in herds... funny jokes!

@Scream_Ghostface03/14/2004 14:20Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?

@Walter_Sobchak06/27/2015 17:25Am I the only one who gives a damn about the rules of comedy?

@Sixteen_Candles02/16/2002 07:38I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!

@Grammar_Nazi_9901/25/1999 02:02Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!