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2024 Classic: The Harry Kane “Curse” Continues

Why didn’t Bayern win the league or England win the Euros? Because Harry is the world’s best striker with a stroke of bad luck the size of Mount Everest.

Part of the 49 Sports Jokes: The 2024 “Parisian Spark & The Chiefs Empire” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lion_King_Simba12/03/2011 01:56Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
@Buffy_Summers_9712/21/1998 01:57Slaying these jokes one by one.
@Dorm_Room_Hero07/05/2009 23:55My roommate and I are dying laughing right now!
@Bill_Nye_Fan07/22/2004 16:26Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
@Goosebumps_Kid06/20/2001 14:34Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
@Distracted_Boy05/19/2002 12:17Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
@Lulz_Sec_Ghost12/02/1996 20:13Laughing at the security of my own ribs!
@Last_Commenter05/26/2002 06:24Saving the best laugh for last!

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