Why didn’t Bayern win the league or England win the Euros? Because Harry is the world’s best striker with a stroke of bad luck the size of Mount Everest.
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🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Caleb Williams "Sophomore" Leap
Why was Chicago dreaming of a ring? Because their QB finally look...read more »
49 Sports Jokes: The 2024 “Parisian Spark & The Chiefs Empire” Edition
In 2024, sports became one giant postcard from Paris, and the NFL...read more »
The Basketball Height
A tall tale from the hardwood court.I asked the basketball player...read more »
The Billiards Break
A cue for some classic table-top humor.I told my wife I was going...read more »
48 Sports Jokes: The 2015 “Steph’s Rise & The 12-Round Wait” Edition
In 2015, sports were about breaking droughts and shattering expec...read more »
The Bowling Strike
Rolling with the punches and the heavy balls.I’m a professional b...read more »
The Golf Divorce
A game of inches and a marriage of miles.My wife told me if I go ...read more »
2025 Archive: The NBA Expansion Rumors
Why was Las Vegas and Seattle so excited? Because the league was ...read more »
49 Sports Jokes: The 2010 “Vuvuzelas & King's Decisions” Edition
In 2010, the sports world was loud—literally. Between the buzzing...read more »
The Archery Aim
Hitting the bullseye of comedy.I tried archery, but I had to quit...read more »
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The Fishing Story
The one that got away, and the one that stayed to tell it.I went ...read more »
The Skydiving Leap
A sport where you only have one chance to be a beginner.My skydiv...read more »
2025 Classic: The Ohtani Recovery
Why was the world’s most expensive arm back on the mound? Because...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 2021 “Summer of Sport & The Great Messi Migration” Edition
In 2021, the sports calendar was so crowded we actually saw "2020...read more »
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Slaying these jokes one by one.
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Science rules! But jokes are a close second.
Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!
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