2023 Classic: The Gym Teacher

“If you can’t reach the bulb, it’s because your ‘vibes’ aren’t high enough!”

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

How many mice does it take to change a light bulb? Only two, but ...read more »

How many safety inspectors does it take to change a light bulb? F...read more »

How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb? None. The...read more »

How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. O...read more »

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None. T...read more »

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb? None. The...read more »

In 2020, the world hit the "pause" button. We all moved our lives...read more »

In 2018, the world felt the "snap." Half of the universe disappea...read more »

How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb? Two....read more »

How many idiots does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five hundr...read more »

How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb? No...read more »

In 2025, the line between human and machine has become even more ...read more »

In 2016, the world was a strange mix of augmented reality and ret...read more »

@Discman_Skipper11/04/2010 08:12Laughed so hard my CD skipped.

@Futurama_Bender04/11/2013 00:11Bite my shiny metal... that is hilarious!

@Saved_By_The_Bell11/01/2002 02:06I am so excited! I am so... laughing!

@Agent_Smith_0102/24/2009 13:25It is inevitable... you will laugh.

@Top_List_Winner02/20/1998 18:16Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!

@Protoss_Pylon10/13/2015 04:36You must construct additional laughs!