Why did they keep showing the prop? To remind us that “Stupid is as stupid does,” especially when choosing a dress for the red carpet.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!
I knew you’d laugh at this.
Dead or alive, you’re laughing with me.
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
Caaaaarl! That was a funny one!
I choose to believe it’s funny.