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1995 Vintage: The “Gump” Box of Chocolates

Why did they keep showing the prop? To remind us that “Stupid is as stupid does,” especially when choosing a dress for the red carpet.

Part of the 31 Oscars Jokes: The 1995 “Uma, Oprah & Braveheart” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@The_Real_Morpheus11/17/2002 05:16What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
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@Oracle_Says02/02/2009 04:24I knew you’d laugh at this.
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