Why did the lawyer represent Grumpy Cat? Because “resting litigation face” is a professional asset.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Click of death? No, click of laughter!
More capacity for humor on this site!
Letting this joke through the port.
A joke for the end of the world.
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Shut up and take my laughter!