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2012 Vintage: The Grumpy Cat Case

 Why did the lawyer represent Grumpy Cat? Because “resting litigation face” is a professional asset.

Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2012 “Apocalypse & Swipe Right” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zip_Drive_Owner02/18/1998 07:03Click of death? No, click of laughter!
@DVD_Rom_King01/14/2012 19:32More capacity for humor on this site!
@Firewall_Wizard09/02/2013 03:29Letting this joke through the port.
@Marla_Singer_Fan09/15/2014 12:22A joke for the end of the world.
@Blade_Runner_201908/17/2005 02:49All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
@Shut_Up_Money02/11/2010 12:35Shut up and take my laughter!

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