“I’m stealing Christmas!” “You’re just canceling the Netflix subscription because you’re grumpy. Give it back.”
Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2018 “Thanos Snap & Tide Pod” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Slaying the competition with these jokes.
This is why we need the internet.
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
The cat is just sitting there laughing!
May I suggest another joke, sir?
I’m staying right here until I read every joke.
This is a comment on a funny joke.