2005 Vintage: The Governor’s Ball

Why was the food so fancy? To make sure that the people who lost to Clint Eastwood felt like they at least won a free lobster.

🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@X-Files_Spooky08/18/1996 03:42I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.

@Melrose_Place_Fan02/12/2010 15:33Drama in the pool, but laughs in the archive.

@Rewritable_CD07/20/2002 10:33I’m burning this joke to a CD-RW.

@Marla_Singer_Fan02/15/2006 21:38A joke for the end of the world.

@Res_Dogs_MrPink01/27/2000 22:26I don’t tip, but I do laugh!

@Doge_Much_Funny01/15/1996 17:41Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.

@Starcraft_Zerg09/20/1999 18:01Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!

@Everquest_Solo04/04/2006 18:54Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.