Why Pierce Brosnan? For proving that James Bond didn’t die with the Cold War; he just needed better hair and a tank chase through St. Petersburg.
Part of the 34 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1995 “Method Acting, Megastars & Mullets” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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2025 Classic: The Jurassic World
Rebirth: Why Scarlett Johansson? For proving that no matter how m...read more »
38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity Snap, Shallow Notes & Quiet Ghouls” Edition
In 2018, Hollywood decided that endings don’t have to be happy—th...read more »
36 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2000 “Gladiators, Volleyballs & Mutant Leather” Edition
In 2000, Hollywood was breathing a sigh of relief that the world ...read more »
2023 Vintage: The Dungeons & Dragons
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39 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2008 “Chaos, Iron Men & Full Tropic Thunder” Edition
In 2008, the game changed forever. It was the year we realized th...read more »
2023 Legacy: The Little Mermaid Underwater
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2025 Legacy: The Mickey 17 Delays
Why did it take so long? Because Bong Joon-ho realized that killi...read more »
42 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1999 “Glitch in the Matrix, Y2K Panic & The Sixth Sense” Edition
In 1999, Hollywood wasn’t just making movies; it was starting a r...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Nosferatu Shadow
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39 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1998 “Double Asteroids, Saving Private Ryan & The Truman Show” Edition
In 1998, Hollywood decided that the Earth was far too safe, so th...read more »
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In 2007, Hollywood decided that if you’re going to be a villain, ...read more »
2023 Archive: The Bottoms Fight Club
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Found a real treasure with this one.
I see you... laughing!
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.