1996 Vintage: The Glove

I’m a boxer. I’m just handling it.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

In 1995, before memes were a thing, we had the "groaner." One-lin...read more »

I’m "slowly" updating.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: ...read more »

In 2006, the digital world became personal. It was the year we al...read more »

I’m "shining."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full...read more »

2017 was a year of constant motion. Whether it was the literal sp...read more »

I sent a postcard from the Red Planet. It was a "space"-y messag...read more »

2025 is the year of "Hyper-Reality." While we finally stopped fig...read more »

I’m "locking" my DNA profile.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-L...read more »

I’ll "never" forget the reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

I’m "coating" the reality in digital sweetness.Part of the 124 C...read more »

I’m "streaming" life in real-time.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m "rocking" it.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The F...read more »

I’m "beaming" with joy over the tech-boom.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m "sharing" my consciousness.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

@ICQ_Master9904/01/2004 16:32Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@South_Park_Cartman08/06/2012 11:30Respect my authoritah! This is funny.

@AOL_Instant_Msg10/12/2009 03:34I just set this as my away message. Classic!

@Hotmail_Checker02/06/2006 04:10Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!

@Magic_SchoolBus04/26/2005 22:07Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!

@Xanga_Skin_Maker10/14/2006 09:08This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.

@Starcraft_Zerg04/03/2000 07:34Zerg rush of laughter! Kekekekeke!

@Cloud_Computing02/07/2004 03:00Storing my laughs in the cloud.