1996 Vintage: The Genie Joke

Why did Shaq do it? Because even a 7-foot genie can’t grant a wish for a better box office.

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did Jerry Seinfeld win Worst Actor? For Unfrosted, a movie a...read more »

In 2025, the 46th Razzie Awards feasted on a year where "live-act...read more »

In 2017, the 38th Razzie Awards hit a new low—literally—by awardi...read more »

Why Rachel Zegler? For proving that you can be "the fairest of t...read more »

Why did she win? For her critically acclaimed turn in The Last S...read more »

Why the CGI Stitch? For a performance that was 100% digital and ...read more »

Why was James Gunn a target? Not for the movie being bad, but fo...read more »

In 2000, the 21st Razzie Awards hit the jackpot. It was the year ...read more »

In 2005, the 26th Razzie Awards feasted on a year where high-prof...read more »

Why Awkwafina? For proving that having a unique voice doesn't me...read more »

Why was it joked about? For a movie that spent so much time bein...read more »

In 2023, the 44th Razzie Awards feasted on a childhood icon turne...read more »

Why Francis Ford Coppola? For proving that if you’re a legend, y...read more »

Why Tahar Rahim in Madame Web? For playing a villain whose prima...read more »

@Floppy_Drive_Buzz11/02/2009 08:08The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.

@Alt_Vista_Searcher02/17/2006 01:19I searched for "gold" and found this joke.

@Linux_Distro_User07/07/2005 10:44Compiled this from source. 10/10.

@Cipher_Steak07/04/2009 02:31Ignorance is bliss, but this joke is better.

@Pedro_For_Pres01/28/2004 23:20Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.

@Zoolander_Mug10/19/2000 08:29I’m a merman! A merman laughing!

@Rick_Roller_0708/06/2010 02:13Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!

@Illidan_Blind07/05/2001 17:20I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!

@Aliens_Guy_Hair10/31/2008 01:23I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!