1996 Classic: The Game Quake

Why was everything so brown? Because in 1996, we decided that 50 shades of sludge was the only acceptable color palette for a hardcore soldier.

🔥 Top 10: 1995-2005 Classic Joke Archive

Why did we want a "PlayStation in our pocket"? Because it had a ...read more »

Why were we so free? Because Nintendo gave us the first high-qua...read more »

Why were we watching bad singers? Because we realized that seein...read more »

Why was it horizontal? Because Nintendo finally realized our han...read more »

Why were we shopping on a Monday? Because the retail industry re...read more »

Why did we start paying for music again? Because Steve Jobs real...read more »

Why did it look like a cheese grater? Because Apple wanted a pro...read more »

Why did everyone start climbing brick walls? Because Tobey Magui...read more »

Why was the sky getting slower? Because the world's only superso...read more »

Why was she wearing a tie over a t-shirt? Because "Sk8er Boi" en...read more »

Why was an email account a status symbol? Because Google launche...read more »

Why was everyone crying? Because after 10 seasons, the coffee sh...read more »

Why were we sharing photos? Because before Instagram, we had a p...read more »

Why were we "connecting"? Because before the "Like" button exist...read more »

@Zoolander_Blue05/03/1998 18:23Is there more to life than being really, really funny?

@Trinity_Matrix04/27/2000 17:09Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!

@Ferris_Bueller03/13/2001 20:45Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.

@Arthas_Fan_0208/11/2006 05:16Succeeding you, father... in laughing!

@Viewer_Number_107/24/2010 09:52First! And it’s funny!