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2006 Legacy: The “Future Combat Systems” (FCS) weight gain

Why was the program struggling? Because the Army wanted a tank that weighed as much as a car but had the armor of a mountain—physics disagreed.

Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2006 “Counterinsurgency & Concrete Walls” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Retro_Gamer_Girl09/15/2014 07:05Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
@Friends_Lover09/24/2004 10:20Could this joke BE any funnier?
@Firewire_Fan05/01/1997 22:18Transferring laughs at high speeds.
@Tuenti_Specialist04/01/2014 11:13A classic from the Spanish web too!
@Jackie_Chan_Wut12/27/1998 08:45My mind is blown by how funny this is.

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