Why was the program struggling? Because the Army wanted a tank that weighed as much as a car but had the armor of a mountain—physics disagreed.
Part of the 36 Military Jokes: The 2006 “Counterinsurgency & Concrete Walls” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
Could this joke BE any funnier?
Transferring laughs at high speeds.
A classic from the Spanish web too!
My mind is blown by how funny this is.