Why did the Army start the FCS program? To spend 10 years and 18 billion dollars on a “System of Systems” that eventually became a “System of Paperweights.”
Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Old Problems” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
32 Military Jokes: The 2025 “Autonomous Swarms & AI Overlords” Edition
In 2025, the military realized that if your AI doesn't have "Edge...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Virtual" Veteran
Why was the 2025 parade on the "Metaverse"? Because it’s the only...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Dragon Drones
Why did 2024 see "Fire from the Sky"? Because someone realized th...read more »
39 Military Jokes: The 2003 “Shock, Awe & Mission (Un)accomplished” Edition
In 2003, the military proved it could conquer a country in three ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Autonomous Swarm Debut
Why was 2025 the year of the "Mosquito"? Because the military rea...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Blueberry" Navy Ghost (2025)
Why is there still one guy? Because he’s the "Time Traveler" of t...read more »
34 Military Jokes: The 2015 “Sandcastles & Russian Wings” Edition
In 2015, the global military landscape looked like a game of Risk...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Tactical" Fitness (Smart Rings)
Why? Because in 2024, you aren't "Combat Ready" unless your finge...read more »
36 Military Jokes: The 2006 “Counterinsurgency & Concrete Walls” Edition
In 2006, the military realized that winning the war was easy, but...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Quantum" Encryption Race
Why was the 2025 briefing so secret? Because we finally realized ...read more »
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2024 Vintage: The F-35 "TR-3" Software
Why was the "Lightning II" sitting on the tarmac? Because it was ...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Stryker" Anti-Drone Cage
Why the "Birdhouse" look? To prove that the best defense against ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Baltic Jam"
Why were pilots over Poland confused in 2024? Because Russia’s "E...read more »
34 Military Jokes: The 2017 “Mother of All Bombs & Fire and Fury” Edition
In 2017, the military realized that "Strategic Patience" was offi...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.
D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
What a feeling! (Being funny).
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
*Boom* - there goes my brain!