1997 Classic: The “Full Spectrum Dominance” Buzzword

What does it mean? It means we want to own the land, the sea, the air, and even the dreams of the enemy, provided the Wi-Fi works.

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@ICQ_Master9902/15/2004 13:36Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.

@Zelda_Link12/18/2009 23:09It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.

@Student_Life_0111/08/2012 06:59Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.

@Korn_Follower06/08/1995 18:01Are you ready?! (For this joke).

@Facepalm_Master11/15/2003 17:59I facepalmed and then I laughed.