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2021 Archive: The “Ford-class” Carrier Elevators (Finally!)

Why did they work in 2021? To prove that after 15 years, we can finally move a box from deck A to deck B without a mechanical failure.

Part of the 39 Military Jokes: The 2021 “Kabul Airlift & AUKUS Awkwardness” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Vintage: The F-35 "TR-3" Software
Why was the "Lightning II" sitting on the tarmac? Because it was ...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Russian" Tank Production
Why the T-62s? To prove that "Vintage" is a legitimate tactical c...read more »
2025 Classic: The Autonomous Swarm Debut
Why was 2025 the year of the "Mosquito"? Because the military rea...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Baltic Jam"
Why were pilots over Poland confused in 2024? Because Russia’s "E...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Smart" Dust Intelligence
Why were the 2025 spies so small? Because the military started us...read more »
40 Military Jokes: The 2001 “End of the Intermission” Edition
In 2001, the "New World Order" of the 90s evaporated in a single ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Black Sea" Evacuation
Why did the Russian Navy move to Novorossiysk? To prove that "Com...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Bio-Metric" 4.0
Why did the scanner reject the Lieutenant? Because the AI determi...read more »
35 Military Jokes: The 1997 “Cyber-Strike & Global Hawk” Edition
In 1997, the military world was obsessed with "Information Superi...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Total Force" Burnout
Why the AI? Because the AI is the only thing that isn't on its 10...read more »

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2024 Classic: The F-16 Arrival
Why did the F-16 take 2 years to get to Ukraine? Because the "Unb...read more »
35 Military Jokes: The 2024 “Thermite Dragons & Jamming Junkies” Edition
In 2024, the military realized that if your equipment isn't "EW-H...read more »
2023 Legacy: The "Combat Camera" FPV View
Why the "Static" at the end of the video? To prove that the drone...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Combat Camera" Dragon View
Why the "Orange Glow"? To make sure the "Impact" looks as terrify...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Twister_Chaser10/15/2011 13:14A F5 of a joke! Intense!
@Retro_Gamer_Girl02/23/2000 04:18Funnier than a glitch in Sonic the Hedgehog!
@Snake_Game_Pro05/05/2000 12:27I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
@Forrest_Gump_Running03/12/2015 14:55Laughing is as laughing does.
@Unix_Wizard11/20/2001 02:48sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
@Winamp_Playlist05/26/1995 11:39Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
@CatDog_Alone12/27/2010 19:47One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
@Dancing_Baby_9601/12/2015 05:40Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
@Aliens_Guy_Hair11/21/1999 17:30I’m telling you, it’s hilarious!
@Wall_Post_Hero07/18/2011 00:51Posting this to my own wall right now!

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