Why was the guy wearing a giant clock? Because Flavor of Love was still a thing, and everyone was looking for their “Hoopz” or “Tiffany.”
Part of the 38 Halloween Jokes: The 2008 “The Dark Knight & Twilight” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025
34 Halloween Jokes: The 2018 “Infinity War & Fortnite” Edition
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2022 Archive: Hocus Pocus 2
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In 2009, Halloween was a mix of 3D glasses, glittery vampires, an...read more »
2024 Vintage: Brat Summer (Spooky Version)
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2020 Joke: Why Did The Ghost
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2025 Vintage: The "Glitch-Core" Aesthetic
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39 Halloween Jokes: The 2003 “Pirates & Finding Nemo” Edition
In 2003, Halloween was a mix of rum-soaked pirate swagger and the...read more »
2023 Legacy: Elemental
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32 Halloween Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom & Doom” Edition
In 2020, Halloween was "unprecedented." We traded crowded parties...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
You must construct additional laughs!
We are many. We are laughing.