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2006 Vintage: The First “Twitter” Post

“Just setting up my twttr.” Why was this important? Because it was the first time anyone realized you could be boring to the whole world at once.

Part of the 37 Politicians Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Tall Tales” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Keyword_Jokes12/23/1997 00:05Standard classic. Never gets old.
@Resident_Evil_Z09/23/2013 21:36Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
@Napster_User_9909/28/2003 19:40Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
@Goosebumps_Kid08/17/1998 08:34Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
@Mini_Me_Rocks02/07/2001 07:54... (Laughter in silence).
@Uncle_Rico_9812/18/2009 11:52I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
@This_Is_Fine_Dog09/10/2007 03:21Everything is fine. I’m just laughing.

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