1998 Archive: The First “Smart” Phones (Nokia 9000)

Why was the phone so heavy? Because “smart” in 1998 meant carrying a brick that could send a 10-word email if the wind was blowing the right way.

🔥 Top 10: The Christmas Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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Why is the holiday so peaceful? Because the app was finally rest...read more »

Why is the doorway beeping? Because the mistletoe has "Consent S...read more »

Why was there a shark in the fountain? Because Ridley Scott adde...read more »

In 2005, Christmas was the start of the viral video era. We were ...read more »

Why is everyone so humble? Because 2025 was the year of "Radical...read more »

Why does "Silent Night" sound like a heavy metal track? Because ...read more »

A little boy wrote to Santa: “Dear Santa, this year please send m...read more »

@Ace_Ventura_Pet07/11/1996 13:56Alrighty then! Super funny.

@CSS_Master_9903/12/2013 18:32Float: left; Laugh: right; Top: tier!

@Evil_Kermit_M11/04/2009 11:04Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.

@Leet_Speaker_7711/25/2001 21:137h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!

@Streamer_Pro_9901/23/1996 19:28Thanks for the donation and the joke!