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1996 Vintage: The First Date

 What does a lawyer say on a first date? “This conversation does not constitute a binding partnership agreement.”

Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1996 “Fax Machines & Fine Print” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@SimCity_Mayor02/27/1996 02:10Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!
@Eminem_Fan_0006/03/2015 08:09Will the real funny joke please stand up?
@MP3_Encoder08/24/2007 08:36128kbps of pure comedy gold.
@Trainspotting_Rent07/21/2012 06:32Choose life. Choose a joke.
@G_I_Joe_Real05/06/2002 02:55And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
@Anonymous_User07/29/2001 21:25We are many. We are laughing.

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