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2009 Classic: The First Airbnb

 Why was the traveler sleeping on a literal air mattress in a stranger’s kitchen? Because it was 2003 and he wanted the “authentic local experience” of being woken up by someone else’s cat.

Part of the 49 Travel Jokes: The 2009 “Hudson Miracle & Airbnb” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pixel_Addict08/09/2013 17:27LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
@Linux_Kernel_0.103/03/2000 07:19Compiled perfectly. No errors, just laughs.
@Kazaa_Leecher07/16/2003 22:03I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
@Hackers_Movie_Fan10/24/2004 15:51Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
@Starship_Troopers08/31/2004 06:36I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
@Speed_Racer_Go05/26/2004 03:08Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
@Top_Gun_Maverick02/12/2001 16:36I feel the need... the need for comedy!
@Pretty_In_Pink05/05/2008 00:56Classic 80s humor. Love it.
@HotBot_User09/15/1995 08:46Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.

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