Why did the lawyer want to be buried with a Wi-Fi 6 router? So his soul could “stay connected” to the billable hours.
Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2022 “ChatGPT & Blue Checkmark” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
It really whips the llama's ass!
Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
My fist is clenched... with joy!
Classic. Simply classic.