Why did Goleo the Lion have no pants? Because in 2006, designers thought a pants-less lion was the best way to sell soccer—fans are still trying to figure out why.
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The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
I... laughed... with... a... bit... of... lag!
Work, work... and laugh, laugh!