The parish secretary accidentally leaving her laptop screen open on the fellowship table, blasting a loud digital cow sound effect right in the middle of a serious pastoral meeting because her virtual Facebook crops were ready for harvest.
Part of the 39 Religious Jokes: The 2009 “Facebook FarmVille, iPhone 3GS & Twitter Ministry” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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A three-minute bottleneck in the center aisle during the collecti...read more »
38 Religious Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO, Cloud Streams & Smartwatch Bulletins” Edition
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39 Religious Jokes: The 2009 “Facebook FarmVille, iPhone 3GS & Twitter Ministry” Edition
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34 Religious Jokes: The 2000 “Y2K Relief, Nokia Ringtones & Translucent iMacs” Edition
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The deep crimson plush carpeting in the sanctuary showing absolut...read more »
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Opening a heavy liturgical book to verify a reading and finding a...read more »
2025 Classic: The Bluetooth Speaker Hijack
An attempt to play a background hymn from the teacher's smartphon...read more »
2024 Legacy: The FaceID Sanctuary Lockout
A parishioner trying to discreetly check his notifications in a d...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Scary funny! Watch out for the windows!
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
The stars are aligned for this joke.