2002 Archive: The Exercise

“I bought a Segway to get more exercise.” “That’s literally the opposite of exercise,” the doctor sighed.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Testing the oldest medical theory in the book.I ate an apple ever...read more »

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In 2024, medical humor reached a state of "Spatial Absurdity." If...read more »

My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

"I can't read this." "It's because it's written in 'Binary'."Part...read more »

"Take this pill and don't think about 'The Singularity' for 6 hou...read more »

The only medicine that actually tastes good."Doctor, I have a sha...read more »

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »

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Measuring anxiety levels in a high-pressure environment.My doctor...read more »

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@Encarta_User02/16/2009 10:00I found this funnier than the animations in my encyclopedia.

@Zelda_Link07/12/2007 07:25It’s dangerous to go alone! Take this joke.

@SoundBlaster_1607/06/2006 00:31I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!

@Encarta_Explorer04/13/2014 16:23I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.

@Motherboard_Max12/06/2011 11:39This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.

@Ferris_Bueller07/26/1998 15:00Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.

@Web_Counter_9901/26/2006 20:49I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!

@CompuServe_Classic07/14/2013 05:18Premium humor for premium members.