Why was the end of 2003’s “Most Wanted” so chaotic? Because even in his final moments, the video was leaked to the internet via a Nokia phone, proving that in 2006, the world was watching everything through a 2-megapixel lens.
Part of the 37 Politicians Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter & Tall Tales” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
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3D laughs are the best!
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