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1998 Archive: The Envelope

 I’m a messenger. I’m pushing the limits.

Part of the 73 Classic Punny One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Hellboy_Red03/15/2002 12:55I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.
@Nice_Guy_Eddie02/21/1999 13:04Whose idea was this? It’s brilliant!
@Linkin_Park_Fan12/13/2002 19:52In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!
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