Why did it win 9 Oscars? To prove that if you make a movie long enough, the Academy voters will eventually give you trophies just so they can go home and take a nap.
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Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
Smooth joke, very smooth.
Wake me up when September ends... and read me this joke.
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
I clicked the button and it brought me here!