Why was the tech-uncle looking so pensive? Because he saw the Joe Rogan podcast clip and thought looking “unusually focused” was his new holiday personality.
Part of the 34 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2018 “Baby Shark & The Snap” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: AI Music
Why was the background music so specific? Because the house speak...read more »
37 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & Roman Empire” Edition
In 2023, Thanksgiving was about choosing between pink and black, ...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Drake vs. Kendrick Beef
Why was the dinner so tense? Because the cousins spent three hour...read more »
2024 Classic: Apple Intelligence
Why was Dad’s phone writing the "Thank You" notes? Because he got...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Eclipse 2.0
Why were we wearing sunglasses in April? Because the path of tota...read more »
35 Thanksgiving Jokes: The 2019 “Baby Yoda & Area 51” Edition
In 2019, Thanksgiving was about protecting "The Child," wondering...read more »
1997 Joke: During Thanksgiving Dinner The
During Thanksgiving dinner, the mother asked her son, “What are y...read more »
2005 Joke: The Pumpkin Pie Was
The pumpkin pie was feeling very confident at the Thanksgiving de...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Subscription" Gravy
Why was the sauce "locked" in the boat? Because the "Gravy-as-a-S...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Bio-Metric" Seating
Why did the chair move itself? Because it detected that Aunt Susa...read more »
😜 More from category: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Legacy: Deepfake Relatives
Why did "Aunt Susan" look 20 years younger on the Zoom call? Beca...read more »
2025 Legacy: Holographic Grandparents
Why was Grandpa flickering? Because he couldn't make the trip, so...read more »
2024 Vintage: Very Demure, Very Mindful
Why was Mom serving the rolls so gracefully? Because she wasn't j...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Flavor-Sync" App
Why was everyone eating different things but tasting the same tur...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
Slaying these jokes one by one.
Laughing in slow motion right now!
Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
Goonies never say die! And they never stop laughing.
Good game, well played. This is a winner.
Burninating the countryside with laughter!
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.