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2014 Vintage: The Ellen “Liza Minnelli” Joke

Why did she say Liza was a male impersonator? Because at the Oscars, nobody is safe from a host with a microphone and a sharp tongue.

Part of the 42 Oscars Jokes: The 2014 “Selfies, Pizza & Adele Dazeem” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025

39 Oscars Jokes: The 2023 “Multiverses, Hot Dog Fingers & The Brenaissance” Edition
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2025 Classic: The "Emilia Pérez" Triple Win
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Win95_Fanatic01/18/2013 02:36This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
@Zip_Drive_Owner08/30/1996 18:20Click of death? No, click of laughter!
@Gnutella_User06/18/1996 03:55Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Silk_Road_Ghost12/12/1999 13:16Trading jokes in the shadows.
@Goosebumps_Kid07/30/2011 04:28Reader beware, you’re in for a scare... and a laugh!
@Yugioh_Duelist06/22/2014 22:01You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
@Best_Viewed_IE404/05/2002 01:42Optimized for 800x600 resolution! Looks great!
@StumbleUpon_User08/26/2010 19:30I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
@Browser_War_V02/18/2005 04:49Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.

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