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2005 Vintage: The Elephant

 I’ll “never” forget my first viral video.

Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Encarta_Explorer09/24/2001 11:32I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
@Men_In_Black_K09/16/2006 16:40We are the best kept secret... of humor.
@Starship_Troopers03/08/1995 11:42I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
@Celebrity_DM04/03/2001 03:20Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
@Napoleon_Dyna10/09/1997 01:00Gosh! That’s like the best joke ever made!

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