Why did the pollsters go into hiding in November? Because they realized that “99% certainty” in 2016 was about as reliable as a weather forecast in a hurricane.
Part of the 40 Presidential Jokes: The 2016 “Deplorables & The Great Disruption” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Compiled this from source. 10/10.
That was intense... and funny!
I’m watching you... read this joke!
This page is HOT! (Literally, the background is fire).
No way! That’s too much!